Old flames

Following a 2-minute chat with #1 half an hour back, it turns out that I’ve talked (through GTalk, mostly) to all my “old flames” in the last thirty-six hours. Conditions for someone to be on this list is that the person in question should know me (rules out Kajol, etc.) and the crush should have lasted at least a week (else it gets unmanageable).

Quite an incredible occurence, not unlike the lining up of the planets. For, there were some pieces in the puzzle (eg. #2) that were lost until a couple of days back, while interaction with some others (#3) is extremely infrequent, limited to about two chats a year or so. The others are better off in this regard. I’m in touch with #4 on an almost daily basis (through email and chat), and chat with #1 and #5 quite frequently (about once a week).

Interestingly, all five of them are now outside India, in four time zones across three countries (#4 and #5 are in the same city). So it did help that I was online practically all day yesterday, so that i could catch all of them at some point of time or the other.

And in some sense it feels good that I’m not in touch and on fairly decent/good terms with all of them, considering the extent to which I had messed up things with each of them! And to think of it that with each of them (apart from #1, maybe), I had messed up things to such a bad extent that they had all cut off communication for a while.

Ah, those good old days when I used to fall in love with someone at the drop of a hat! And to now think that I haven’t even had a one-minute crush on anyone for over a year now…

Square turner at Lord’s?

By the look of things, it might not be too long before it happens.? With Saqlain Mushtaq gaining British citizenship, it may not be too long before he will want to play international cricket for England. Of course, he’ll need to work on his fitness (he seems to have become four times his original size) and stuff, but as he showed in the tour game against India, he can still give the ball a tweak, and also bowl a mean doosra.

So, with Monty and Saqlain, soon we will have the unlikely situation that England has the best international spin attack! And with the fast bowlers not really performing too well of late, and being plagued by injuries, it would be interesting to see what kind of pitches they’ll prepare for home series! And who knows, some stud leg-spinner might come up from somewhere and England will be ready to avenge the 1992-93 humiliation.

hmmm??

Oops i’ve done it again

Once again, in a moment of madness, i’ve shaved off my sideburns. Thankfully i haven’t gone all the way, I have stuff that reaches till the bottom of my ears. Still it’s bad enough. I’m kinda losing half of what I think used to define me – they were so long and growing that in a month they’d’ve met. But one look in the mirror yesterday told me that I’m bored of this same look.

Initial plan was to just shift the location of the facial hair. i was planning to leave a stubble on the chin. But then I got faced with the problem of the monkey and two cats – I take off a little from the right and the left looked too long. Now, there seems to be too much on the left, and I have to take corrective action for that. After a while I got disgusted and decided i’m incapable of precise measurement of things on my face, and shaved it off. The only thing that might have been left was my moustache, but again it didn’t look prominent enough , so off that went too.

Is there some device available which allows me to precisely measure things on my face, so that the cat and monkey problem doesn’t occur? So many times i’ve had to shorten my sideburns much more than I wanted to because of this, it’s disgusting. And I don’t want to trust hajaams with my face, and prefer to shave myself.

More madness will result shortly. I’m thinking of giving up on my efforts to grow my hair (it’s an ugly in-between length now) and have a haircut. And this would be the fourth or fifth time, maybe, that I’ll be giving up at this point. First few times, it had resulted in dandruff and forced me to run to the barber. This time I’ve taken enough care to ensure that doesn’t happen. But it looks like it’ll be in this woresht in-between length for a while so i’m losing patience.

Chess…

When I blogged about my NED last week, some people suggested that I re-start on some old hobbies, and that it should help. So I have started to try play chess again. I haven’t found (and haven’t tried to find) any human opponents, hence so far i’ve been playing with the comp.

Also, a couple of days back, I stumbled upon this website, which seems to have an excellent collection of great games. And in an excellent format in which I can follow them online. And it’s all available for free. And the best part of the site is that it seems easily searchable, and also that the games are classified by openings. So in the last one day, I have “seen” Spassky trapping Fischer’s queen after he took the “poisoned pawn” (Reykjavik 1972), and the Capablanca-Marshall game in 1918 where Marshall (albeit unsuccessfully) unleashes the powerful Marshall Attack.

Looking at grandmaster games is one way to get back to the game. The other is by actually playing. And i’m looking for opponents. I’m not looking for humans right now – i don’t know when I’ll have time to play and for how long, so I don’t want to pain anyone else. Maybe once I regain my touch with the game, I’ll start really playing.

For now, I need a computer opponent. So can you please suggest some good (preferably free) computer programs? Right now i’m using a system called Arasan which i’d found somewhere long ago. Decently good, but I’m sure there will be better stuff available. Or if you are in Bangalore and have some good programs, I can take it on CD also – it need not be online. The system should have a good display, and I should be able to use the mouse to make moves. Then, it should allow me to specify the opening so that I can practice specifically. And I should be able to adjust time controls, and also the level of difficulty.

Any ideas??

The Barista Way

The Barista outlet outside Barton centre on M G Road seems to have come up with an excellent way in order to improve their “table turnovers”. They simply play loud and jarring music in order to make the stay as unpleasant as possible for the customers. And new ones keep pouring in so they are able to rake in a larger base on which to spread their enormous fixed costs (rent)!

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Crib post… after a long time!

I seem to be suffering from a massive bout of NED (no enthu da). Reasons for the same unknown. Some people blame it on the Quarter Life Crisis, but I’m not completely satisfied by the explanation. Rather, it doesn’t help in any way. Any bright ideas on how to combat it?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me.

A bus ride

This morning I decided to try the Volvo bus service from close to my house to somewhere near my office. One reason was laziness to drive, while the more important one was to figure out a way to get to work on other days when i’m lazy to drive. I’d made enquiries with the conductor of V500L which I’d taken back from work on Friday and was told that there is a V500K which leaves Vijayanagar around 0720, and is expected to come to Kathriguppe at around 0740.

Not wanting to risk missing it, I was at the bus stop at 0730, and after a 20 minute wait, the bus arrived. Surprisingly, there was just one empty window seat (I didn’t want an aisle seat since I knew that the bus would get damn crowded later on), which I promptly took. And the fare of Rs. 35 was a pleasant surprise (it’s clearly not kilometer-based. Kundalhalli Gate to Corporation costs the same as Kundalhalli Gate to Kathriguppe). Traffic was already heavy. It was past 8 when we crossed Kamakhya (200 meters away) and 0820 when we left Banashankari Bus Stand. Worse was supposed to follow.

We passed the 16th Main signal at BTM layout peacefully (on the first signal) but then began the real trouble. A seemingly endless bottleneck. At least from my last seat, I couldn’t see the end of it. Took around 20 minutes to get past it. The trouble was close to the BTM bus stand. There are three intersections between 16th Main and Silk Board, and all of them are regarded as “minor” (ring road intersects with small roads). #1 and #3 were manned by dutiful home guards, while no one even thought of #2. Tough to describe it without a picture (and i’m too lazy to draw one now), but basic thing is that people who were coming in from the cross road and turning right towards silk board on the ring road had blocked off all traffic on the ring road from silk board towards Jayanagar. A few minutes later, I was to find out that the jam in the opposite direction had extended well into HSR Layout!

I have a simple thumb rule when it comes to traffic bottlenecks. Look at the flow of traffic in the opposite direction. if it is “normal”, then, it means that the jam has partly cleared and there is some hope of moving ahead. If there are no vehicles coming from the other side, things are really bad somewhere, and the process of jam clearing hasn’t started yet. And you can brace yourself for a long wait. Another danger when that happens (no vehicles in the opposite direction) is that auto drivers and taxi drivers will assume that it is a one way and try to be too clever and go on the right side of the road! You can safely take a nap in your car then.

Coming back, there was another hold-up at the Outer Ring Road – Sarjapur Road signal. Reason for that is not known, though I suspect faulty calibration of the signal – not enough time has been given for traffic coming from silk board. After that, the journey was fairly peaceful, with even the notorious Marathhalli bridge being crossed in a minute. Before getting off at Kundalhalli gate, I asked the conductor if it always takes this long. He said normally we should be half an hour quicker than we were today! Some hope are there. Kundalhalli to office was just five minutes and five rupees by a normal bus, and I walked in at 0940.

Driving to work in the morning before the rest of Bangalore wakes up (0700), and returning when most others would’ve just finished their lunch (1600-1630), I’ve been missing out (!!) on a few interesting things. I already mentioned to you about the easily avoidable jam caused in BTM. Then, the once notorious Marathhalli bridge is quite ok nowadays, and you can pass it within a minute (it used to take upto half an hour earlier). But the reconstruction of this bridge has hopelessly exposed bottlenecks in surrounding intersections, such as the Airport Road- Outer Ring Road, or teh one at Kundalhalli gate. The latter was crossed quickly only because I was changing buses there, so could do a bit of walking!

Then, the BMTC seems to be doing a good job with respect to introduction fo buses. While I was waiting for a bus at Kathriguppe, I was easily the guy who waited the longest – since i was specifically looking for a volvo. There seem to be a large number of normal buses, and it looks like people could do with a few more of those – many of those buses were hopelessly crowded. Even at the jam in BTM, most of the vehicles seemed to be buses!

I’m wondering about the wisdom of introducing bus lanes on a few important roads, at least earmark lanes for buses during peak hour.? However, there are a few issues. How do you take care of intersections (there are too many of those)? Private buses and company buses are another menace. They turn and stop and go and speed quite abruptly, and are a major impedance to the flow of traffic. We could think about curbing them on a few roads at least. The most important issue, of course, is if we can afford a bus lane, in terms of availability of space on the road – which are mostly 2-laned. And of course, there is the issue of enforcement!

One more thing is that the bus I traveled in was jam-packed. Clearly, there is a need for more Volvo buses. One issue is there, however – non-peak hour load factors on Volvos are abysmal, and I’m not sure if the BMTC can put in Volvos to use just during peak hours. Maybe off-peak hour discounts could be a good idea.

Vidyarthi Bhavan seems to have got it right

Recently, I had written that the old restaurants in Bangalore need to cash in on their loyalty factor and make use of the inelastic demand in order to remain profitable. Vidyarthi Bhavan in Gandhi Bazaar seems to have gotten it right, at least partially. Of course, they remain closed for lunch and dinner, and on Fridays, thus not making full use of the “capital”, but they seem to be pricing well.

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