Chess…

When I blogged about my NED last week, some people suggested that I re-start on some old hobbies, and that it should help. So I have started to try play chess again. I haven’t found (and haven’t tried to find) any human opponents, hence so far i’ve been playing with the comp.

Also, a couple of days back, I stumbled upon this website, which seems to have an excellent collection of great games. And in an excellent format in which I can follow them online. And it’s all available for free. And the best part of the site is that it seems easily searchable, and also that the games are classified by openings. So in the last one day, I have “seen” Spassky trapping Fischer’s queen after he took the “poisoned pawn” (Reykjavik 1972), and the Capablanca-Marshall game in 1918 where Marshall (albeit unsuccessfully) unleashes the powerful Marshall Attack.

Looking at grandmaster games is one way to get back to the game. The other is by actually playing. And i’m looking for opponents. I’m not looking for humans right now – i don’t know when I’ll have time to play and for how long, so I don’t want to pain anyone else. Maybe once I regain my touch with the game, I’ll start really playing.

For now, I need a computer opponent. So can you please suggest some good (preferably free) computer programs? Right now i’m using a system called Arasan which i’d found somewhere long ago. Decently good, but I’m sure there will be better stuff available. Or if you are in Bangalore and have some good programs, I can take it on CD also – it need not be online. The system should have a good display, and I should be able to use the mouse to make moves. Then, it should allow me to specify the opening so that I can practice specifically. And I should be able to adjust time controls, and also the level of difficulty.

Any ideas??

The Barista Way

The Barista outlet outside Barton centre on M G Road seems to have come up with an excellent way in order to improve their “table turnovers”. They simply play loud and jarring music in order to make the stay as unpleasant as possible for the customers. And new ones keep pouring in so they are able to rake in a larger base on which to spread their enormous fixed costs (rent)!

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Crib post… after a long time!

I seem to be suffering from a massive bout of NED (no enthu da). Reasons for the same unknown. Some people blame it on the Quarter Life Crisis, but I’m not completely satisfied by the explanation. Rather, it doesn’t help in any way. Any bright ideas on how to combat it?

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me.

A bus ride

This morning I decided to try the Volvo bus service from close to my house to somewhere near my office. One reason was laziness to drive, while the more important one was to figure out a way to get to work on other days when i’m lazy to drive. I’d made enquiries with the conductor of V500L which I’d taken back from work on Friday and was told that there is a V500K which leaves Vijayanagar around 0720, and is expected to come to Kathriguppe at around 0740.

Not wanting to risk missing it, I was at the bus stop at 0730, and after a 20 minute wait, the bus arrived. Surprisingly, there was just one empty window seat (I didn’t want an aisle seat since I knew that the bus would get damn crowded later on), which I promptly took. And the fare of Rs. 35 was a pleasant surprise (it’s clearly not kilometer-based. Kundalhalli Gate to Corporation costs the same as Kundalhalli Gate to Kathriguppe). Traffic was already heavy. It was past 8 when we crossed Kamakhya (200 meters away) and 0820 when we left Banashankari Bus Stand. Worse was supposed to follow.

We passed the 16th Main signal at BTM layout peacefully (on the first signal) but then began the real trouble. A seemingly endless bottleneck. At least from my last seat, I couldn’t see the end of it. Took around 20 minutes to get past it. The trouble was close to the BTM bus stand. There are three intersections between 16th Main and Silk Board, and all of them are regarded as “minor” (ring road intersects with small roads). #1 and #3 were manned by dutiful home guards, while no one even thought of #2. Tough to describe it without a picture (and i’m too lazy to draw one now), but basic thing is that people who were coming in from the cross road and turning right towards silk board on the ring road had blocked off all traffic on the ring road from silk board towards Jayanagar. A few minutes later, I was to find out that the jam in the opposite direction had extended well into HSR Layout!

I have a simple thumb rule when it comes to traffic bottlenecks. Look at the flow of traffic in the opposite direction. if it is “normal”, then, it means that the jam has partly cleared and there is some hope of moving ahead. If there are no vehicles coming from the other side, things are really bad somewhere, and the process of jam clearing hasn’t started yet. And you can brace yourself for a long wait. Another danger when that happens (no vehicles in the opposite direction) is that auto drivers and taxi drivers will assume that it is a one way and try to be too clever and go on the right side of the road! You can safely take a nap in your car then.

Coming back, there was another hold-up at the Outer Ring Road – Sarjapur Road signal. Reason for that is not known, though I suspect faulty calibration of the signal – not enough time has been given for traffic coming from silk board. After that, the journey was fairly peaceful, with even the notorious Marathhalli bridge being crossed in a minute. Before getting off at Kundalhalli gate, I asked the conductor if it always takes this long. He said normally we should be half an hour quicker than we were today! Some hope are there. Kundalhalli to office was just five minutes and five rupees by a normal bus, and I walked in at 0940.

Driving to work in the morning before the rest of Bangalore wakes up (0700), and returning when most others would’ve just finished their lunch (1600-1630), I’ve been missing out (!!) on a few interesting things. I already mentioned to you about the easily avoidable jam caused in BTM. Then, the once notorious Marathhalli bridge is quite ok nowadays, and you can pass it within a minute (it used to take upto half an hour earlier). But the reconstruction of this bridge has hopelessly exposed bottlenecks in surrounding intersections, such as the Airport Road- Outer Ring Road, or teh one at Kundalhalli gate. The latter was crossed quickly only because I was changing buses there, so could do a bit of walking!

Then, the BMTC seems to be doing a good job with respect to introduction fo buses. While I was waiting for a bus at Kathriguppe, I was easily the guy who waited the longest – since i was specifically looking for a volvo. There seem to be a large number of normal buses, and it looks like people could do with a few more of those – many of those buses were hopelessly crowded. Even at the jam in BTM, most of the vehicles seemed to be buses!

I’m wondering about the wisdom of introducing bus lanes on a few important roads, at least earmark lanes for buses during peak hour.? However, there are a few issues. How do you take care of intersections (there are too many of those)? Private buses and company buses are another menace. They turn and stop and go and speed quite abruptly, and are a major impedance to the flow of traffic. We could think about curbing them on a few roads at least. The most important issue, of course, is if we can afford a bus lane, in terms of availability of space on the road – which are mostly 2-laned. And of course, there is the issue of enforcement!

One more thing is that the bus I traveled in was jam-packed. Clearly, there is a need for more Volvo buses. One issue is there, however – non-peak hour load factors on Volvos are abysmal, and I’m not sure if the BMTC can put in Volvos to use just during peak hours. Maybe off-peak hour discounts could be a good idea.

Vidyarthi Bhavan seems to have got it right

Recently, I had written that the old restaurants in Bangalore need to cash in on their loyalty factor and make use of the inelastic demand in order to remain profitable. Vidyarthi Bhavan in Gandhi Bazaar seems to have gotten it right, at least partially. Of course, they remain closed for lunch and dinner, and on Fridays, thus not making full use of the “capital”, but they seem to be pricing well.

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irony

Looking back, the first time I heard of Google was sometime in 1999/2000, when I read the news report that Yahoo! had changed their search engine from Inktomi to Google

I’ve been tagged

Bhaand has tagged me. So here are eight random facts about myself.

  • I wear my watch on my right hand. And it’s a fairly heavy watch. So once when for some reason I had to wear it on my left wrist, I started feeling left-handed
  • Most of my “stories” are based on principles called “sampling” and “interpolation” (from the world of digital signal processing) . I pick out a real life incident/chain of incidents, select a few facts from that and then build a story around that.
  • I like to use analogies. For example, I used this analogy to explain something to my boss this morning.
    • suppose God decides that nothing can be taller than 8000 meters. so he takes a saw and cuts off the tops of all the peaks which are higher than 8000 meters. The himalayas will still generallly look the same

      however, if the height cap is something like say 3000 meters, then the “profile” fo the himalayas will change in a big way

      since in our case the capacity is nearer to the higher end of hte demand than to the lower end, requests and bookings profile look pretty much the same

  • I have over 750 friends on orkut, and I know each and every one of them personally
  • Back in my IIT days I used to be known as “database”. I used to be the distributor of all the latest gossip, and also knew some not-so-well-known details about a lot of not-so-well-known people
  • I frequently suffer from bouts of “NED” (no enthu da), also known as bouts of enthulessness.
  • I’m currently suffering from a bout of NED, so i’ll stop here. And i don’t even have the enthu to tag 8 others.

The Baaass

, baada? and I went for Sivaji yesterday night. “Second show” at PVR. Baada had put fight on saturday itself in order to book the tickets in advance, and since the movie was supposed to start at 10, I had a quick dinner, left my motorcycle and sensibilities behind and proceeded to the Forum by auto. And before I left, my mom had ensured that I emptied my wallet, for I was supposed to return at around 1 am. Out came eight credit/debit cards (i didn’t know that I carried so many), my driving license and PAN card, and in went some 10 rupee notes.

The first part of the Sivaji experience was in getting in into the hall. I guess prints from a show elsewhere had failed to show up on time, so we were kept waiting outside the theater for about half an hour. This was followed by another 15 minute wait inside the theater but just outside the hall. All part of the “experience” I thought. And the latter wait allowed PVR to ensure some basic sales of the highly overpriced chaat and soft drinks and snakes.

The movie began at around 10:45 and I must say it was quite enjoyable (the only Rajnikant movie i’d watched earlier was Hum). It was good that I had left my brains behind, and the action, the fight sequences, the style, the dialogues (yes I managed to understand most of the tam) were a treat. I was happy that I had decided to take in the movie as a comedy – with the same frame of mind in which I take in a Govinda or a Jaggesh movie – for this was the best way to enjoy the movie. And in my opinion, the best part of the movie was the fight choreography! It was a long time since I’d seen a movie with this kind of action.

During the movie, one coudn’t help but wonder if the producers had spent too much. The sets for most songs seemed elaborate and garish, and for the amount they spent filmign them, I don’t think they added any value. I don’t think there would be more than a handful of incremental people who would watch the movie because of the elaborate sets for songs. The director/producer sure needs a lesson in cost cutting. One thign though – the song sequences themselves (they are independent of the storyline) are extremely essential. For the imported heroine Shriya plays a character who is required to wear a sari through the movie, so the dreamy songs were the only way some skin could’ve been shown!

I also noticed a large number of instances (intentional or unintentional) and a large number of missed opportunities for product placements. There was Fair and Lovely, the Apple Mac, IBM TP, British Airways, Delta airlines and even sun TV (surprising since the movie’s rights have been sold to rival and still-in-the-womb Kalaignar). One major missed opportunity I thought was for ITC. There were so many “Vaangos” and “pOngos” in the movie that it would’ve been an ideal vehicle to market Bingo! Maybe ITC was pissed that Rajni doesn’t smoke in the movie. And of course, center fresh’s sales in TN would leapfrog over the next few months, especially with the potential wastage of a large number of chewing gums by people trying to copy Rajni and throw it into their mouths!

Overall it was a fun experience, and I laughed my heart out through the movie. The storyline itself is bad but who cares? We’d rather not have a story at all and instead just have a sequence of fight sequences! There should definitely be more fight sequences set in musical shops, with the Baass playing Baass guitar with the villains!

Once the movie was done, it was a pleasant surprise that there was a large supply of autorickshaws outside the forum and one of the guys agreed to drop me for “double the meter fare”. Of course I paid him a little less than that after pointing out that his meter was tampered. And this morning I woke up to read the headlines that raids have been conducted on a number of real estate developers in Bangalore. Fitting, right?