A framework to understand quality of life

Trying to analyze the NED which had hit me a few weeks back, and has partially stayed on, I think I’ve come up with a framework (yes I was a management consultant for three months) to try explain how life can get messed up. It’s some kind of a building structure (insert whatever is appropriate here – skyscraper or pyramid or whatever).

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Google in hindi!

???? ??? ?????? ?? ????, ??? ??? ???? ? ???
?? ??? ??? ?????? ???? ???? ????? ?? ???

Strong stuff. For more details check http://www.google.com/transliterate/indic/

Hope a similar thing comes in for other indian languages soon. Chatting with relatives will be so much more peaceful then!

as for what I’ve written here, it’s my favorite doha. and quite strong also…. like at IIMB when i used to get a “you there? how are you?” message from people who usually didn’t message me, i knew that they required some help wiht some assignment!

Unmitigated

Try eat congress with raw onion pieces sometime. Unmitigated combination. Soopar taste.

(for the uninitiated, congress is a variety of masala roasted peanut, so called because they use split peanuts rather than the whole. the congress split, remember?)

I’m surprised

that people continue to invest in UP… check out maya didi’s latest antics

Mayawati, who on Wednesday hailed the new policy as a “boon for farmers of the state”, explained, “earlier I had ordered a survey on the impact of the new?farm policy and intelligence reports submitted to me last night revealed that farmers were unhappy with the new policy, so we have decided to withdraw the same with immediate effect.”

back of the envelope calculation

through some data i managed to scrouge out of some investment banker friends, I estimate the total amount of subprime loans doled out in 2005 alone comes up to around USD 150 billion!

to get an idea about the amount of money, Reliance Industries (RIL) has a market cap of around USD 54 billion!

It’s as if the amount loaned out in subprime loans is enough to buy reliance 3 times over!

ah, well…??

Ladder theory and arranged marriages

I’m wondering what happens to the Ladder Theory in context of arranged marriages. In other words, how would you react if someone wants to set up you and your friend? Going by the ladder theory, I guess it isn’t too tough for guys since the friend will be there somewhere on his only ladder.

The question is from the girl’s point of view. Assuming that the guy is somewhere near the top of the “never” ladder, how will she evaluate him vis-a-vis other “arranged matches” who are not there in either ladder? Would she put a “known devil” funda and shift him (reluctantly) to the other ladder or does she say “once a friend always a friend and that’s it” and look elsewhere?

Lemon tree

I spent a part of this lazy sunday morning plucking lemons out of our lemon tree. Despite harvesting more than a hundred lemons a couple of weeks back, there were enough on the tree to merit yet another plucking session. Green lemons, about to turn yellow, hiding behind the leaves, and with the random thorn here and there. At the perfect stage,? I think, to make pickle.

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landmark and other stories

The midweek break (independence day) was spent in Madras attending the 15th Annual Landmark Quiz. We (

, kodhi and I) qualified for the finals and came last, which I think we would term as a par or justbelowpar performance. That coupled with meeting people, strong dinner, etc. contributed to an excellent break. Only problem was that it made going to work on Thursday and Friday that much harder, and ultimately led to yesterday’s NED.

I started off at 5 am from my granny’s place in Jayanagar desperately hoping to find an auto that would take me to the station in time to catch the 6 o clock train. A few minutes of looking around here and there didn’t yield results and without any other options, i walked towards the nearby bus stop. Sure enough, there was a bus which had deposited me in Majestic before 0530. I’m quite impressed with the BMTC I must say (this bus was part of the ‘night service’ and charged double the normal fare;? I didn’t know that the BMTC ran a night service.

The train journey was comfortable and didn’t leave one tired and sleepy at the end of it, like most day journeys do. For the first time in my life, I was traveling by Shatabdi (thus fulfilling a lifelong ambition) and I must say it was pretty good. Of course, they have tried to make a lot of things “flight-like” (the arrangement of seats, tray tables, food, etc.), though the leg space is far better and the loos much dirtier! The food, surprisingly, was pretty decent. A decent quantity of upma with chutney and sambar and two slices of bread. Coffee sucked though.

Traveling with us across the aisle was a couple of extremely accomplished quizzers from Bangalore. And the first thing they do upon settling in their seats is to pull out a quiz book (one of the “general knowledge quiz” types. i later peeked and found out that it was”the ultimate india quiz book” or some such) and start mugging, like a bunch of schoolkids mugging for the KQA inter-middle school! I thought of giving them dirty looks, but then refrained myself for they were too busy to take their eyes off the book, and even if they had caught my eye, they would’ve just given a nodi swamy, naaviruvudu heege look!

One funny thing about the train was that we were all traveling backwards! Every one of us! The thing with the Shatabdi is that all seats face the same direction. And all of us were moving backwards. For now, my conjecture is that in the “up” journey (madras-bangalore) everyone travels forward, and that there is simply no mechanism for turning the train around! There isn’t a big enough loop where they can turn the train 180 degrees. So they just change the position of the engine and make everyone travel backwards!

The quiz prelims were good, and all of us seemed to be in decent form. More importantly, it was damn good to have Navin back as the quizmaster (don’t think any of us would’ve traveled to Madras if Derek had done it). And thankfully, there wasn’t much of “aeroplane paandi”. One of the two madrasi questions in the prelims was about IITM, so that was duly cracked, though for the other we put a well left.

However, as I have mentioned earlier, the most painful part of this kind of a quiz is the ritual in which they announce the answers. Especially if you think you have done well and have got a few good guesses in. You just want the list of answers read out at a speed faster than the average pujari reciting his mantras and be done with. 27.5 (or 28.5 if they gave one doubtful decision in our favor) was a good score, we thought, as we walked out of the audi.

Unlike in Odyssey, where they announce qualifiers one by one and ask them to choose their places on stage, here the finalists are called backstage beforehand and a great show made of raising the curtain on the finals. And seats in the finals are picked by lots rather than allowing the prelims toppers to choose. We were allotted seat 1.

The finals was ok, not up to the high standards set by the prelims. There was way too much inconsistency in the standard of questions, which is ok for prelims but not for finals where everyone is not tested on the same questions. Overall, however, it was pretty good – at least it kept me awake till the end, which doesn’t usually happen when my team is not doing so well in the finals. However, I think there should have been more weightage for the buzzer round!

And as is usually the case with Landmark quizzes, I spotted a really goodlooking girl in the audience. She had been sitting in front of us for the prelims also, though it didn’t seem like she was taking part. During the length of the finals, she sat in the first row (reserved for sponsors, press, dignitaries, etc.) directly in my line of sight. Exchanged a few glances and drew inspiration but unfortunately she didn’t stay on till I had gotten off stage (Navin doesn’t have the habit of throwing out quizzers midway through the finals). I quietly cursed my luck.

We had a mini IIMB meetup for dinner, which was at Cedars (by the way we had met

for lunch earlier in the day). Strong food (at Cedars in Kotturpuram) accompanied by extremely strong conversation (about the Ladder Theory, the Afghan War and batchmates’ engagements among ohter things) and at the end of it GB dropped us to the station.

I guess I had been feeling rich while booking the tickets, so I had booked myself on 3 tier AC for the return journey. For some reason, I didn’t particularly think it added much value and next time round, I’ll travel by AC only if normal sleeper is not available. The Shatabdi earlier that morning, however, was extremely good value I thought. Anyways, I slept soundly and woke up only when we had passed cantonment. And I must mention that the queue for the prepaid auto at the city station is usually as long as hanuman’s tail!

Yet another crib post

I’m feeling lonely. Terribly lonely. While that is not an unusual feeling, the circumstances make it really unusual.

I’m in Bangalore. In the house that I grew up in. Living with my mom. Left work at 4 this evening (after a really are not day).

I had got this feeling a number of times when I was at IIT, in London and in Bombay, and each time i had dismissed it saying that it was because i was away from “home”. At IIT, I would just go park myself at the Patisserie, and good conversation would usually follow. At London, I went for long lonely walks along random roads. In Bombay, took the train to South Bombay and walked along Marine Drive.

Somehow despite being AT HOME, no solutions! Nothing. Tried an old favorite of just wandering around the Jayanagar Shopping Complex. To no avail. Relief seemed to occur in bursts but the emptiness of the whole place (it? was 2130) just put me off. Didn’t get too many ideas so just returned home!

I’ve stopped watching TV. I don’t have any movies. I don’t read fiction, and whatever I have with me now is too heavy for the occasion. So here I am, cribbing! Wonderful right??

LBO etc.

This is the kind of mails you get from your CEO when you’ve been LBOd!

As I mentioned last quarter, we are increasingly focused on EBITDA as we gauge the company?s profitability and cash flows, because we believe these metrics more fairly represent the performance of our ongoing operations, given that including interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization can sometimes obscure how we?re really doing.?

Thank goodness the LBO happened before the current crisis in the debt markets! And I just hope the buyout firms took a fixed rate loan! And to think that I’m in a division which is not exactly profitable!